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    Letter to my Fans (Music)

    A lot of people lately have been asking me about my music. Many of you keep asking me when a new album is going to come out, or...

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    A Starbucks Experience

    After searching for somewhere to park in downtown Portland for about 25 minutes, I was finally able to go into Starbucks. Right before I get to the entrance...

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    The Most Apathetic & Self-Centered Time in Human History

    The Most Apathetic & Self-Centered Time in Human History Let’s just call a spade a spade and admit that nobody gives a fuck anymore about anything. Such news...

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    Whiskey Dick (How drugs and alcohol ruin sex)

    William Shakespeare was once quoted that excessive drinking “provokes the desire but takes away the performance.” You would be hard pressed to find one man among us who...

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    Dear Victim of Society

    Dear Victim of Society, It has occured to me recently, after reading a variety of your self-loathing pitty-pot facebook posts, that all of your problems truly are everyone...

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A Starbucks Experience

After searching for somewhere to park in downtown Portland for about 25 minutes, I was finally able to go into Starbucks....

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Bad Weather Blurbs

Bad Weather Blurbs by Thommy Kane: 1.) Wouldn’t the perfect relationship be one where they both live apethetically ever after? 2.)...